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“Oh my god. Where the hell is my tripod..” He mumbled,since that him and his Boss had switched personalities,He knew he was gonna have a..weird day. “GONNA MAKE ME CRY! CRY! Jinta sung off tune,as he started to doing the bernie. Leaning back,while his arms were shaking behind him. “UH UH UH! DNSEIOYTNIORE hIT THE WEEKEND MOVING LIKE A TRIPOD! UH UH! uH! UH! HOLD YA HEAD BACK! GET THAT CAMERA,PUT IT ON THE TRIPOD,NOW RECORD YO OTP HAVING SEX UH UH.”
“JINTA! JINTA! CALM YO TITS MAN!! CHILL THOSE BALLS PRONTO” he shouted his eyes wide.
“HOly—! OH SNAP. MY BIG ASS MEXICAN! CHAD,BABY,HOW YOU DOIN’?” Jinta casually made his way over towards the big ass man, doing a gangsta nod. “Chad,my homie..Dawg. You lookin’ really good right now. Did you get a hair cut? I am feelin’ it ,oh!”
He ruffled his hair. “YEAH MAN, I GOT A FRESH CUT, BUT THE LINE AT THE BARBERSHOP WAS SO FUCKING LONG YOU FEEL ME? Shit … I SWEAR THESE RATCHET ASS BITCHES IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME … AND THESE HOES AIN’T PAYING ME MY MONEY UP FRONT, THEY DONT KNOW, SADO-KUN AIN’T GOT NO PROBLEM SLAPPING A HOE”
“DAMN! THEM BITCHES DON’T KNOW PIMP MEXICAN MAN! SHIT. ” He adjusted his crotch area on his pants, “Shit,Nigga. I gotta get me a new tripod. Ya wanna go with me? I mean, We can meet some fine ass bitches down the park. Y’know CARROT TOP’S SISTER? SHE GOT THAT FINE ASS I JUST WANNA UGGGHH!” He casually pelvic thrusted. “SO HARD,YA FEEL ME? BY YO,DAWG. ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHIN’? CAUSE,I SMELL COCA BUTTER. I KNOW COCA BUTTER WHEN I SEE IT.”
He looked at him, his face straight as ever. “Nigga I don’t even got coca butter on” He shook his head. “You pissed me off… GO GET MY VANILLA ICE CREAM .. RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I’M NOT EVEN PLAYING … GO. GET. IT.”
“SHIT.” Jinta slowly backed away,then quickly ran to get the other that Vanilla Ice cream, He came back with a spoon and big ass thingy of Ice Cream. “Shit,Nigga. You must like my Boss’ Ice Cream. Boss got this from Beyonce’s line. Feel me?” He handed the Ice cream to Chad.